tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64531594550451460082012-02-16T02:52:56.048-08:00Do like Becks! Get Thee before my shrine, oh sad Mortal Men - shower daily, embrace your feminine side and dance naked for me OR YOUR FOOTBALL TEAM (like Leeds United) will lose and suffer humiliation next season too!From The Goddess of Football Herself!http://www.blogger.com/profile/17637937477832534937noreply@blogger.comBlogger71100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6453159455045146008.post-75188078864986965492007-09-22T15:17:00.000-07:002007-09-22T17:03:53.848-07:00

Dear Devoted Readers, INTRODUCING THE GODDESS'S NEW BLOG ASSISTANT I am Wilma Proops and I have been given the enormous duty of keeping The Goddess of Football's blog updated. As I also write the ONLY COMEDY PROBLEM PAGE in the world this is a huge responsibility and I only hope I can live up to it. Fortunately, although I'm a Liverpudlian (a native of Liverpool, England, aka a Scouser) I

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Love, Love, Love the Goddess of Football or your team will Lose, Lose, Lose! From The Goddess’s Own Journal 18th January 2007 Hello mortal men, ‘tis I, your most demanding Goddess of Football. Those of you who dance before My shrine (including David Beckham, Thierry Henry, Roman Abramovich and many dedicated fans) experience the thrills of victory and ultimate seasonal football glory. Those

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THE GODDESS OF FOOTBALL moves in mysterious ways Her wonders to perform and it has fallen to me to write about her latest movements. These are made to assist her followers on Earth. Those men who dance naked affront Her shrine, attend to their personal hygiene, embrace their feminine side and treat mortal women with respect are the only ones allowed to follow Her. Praise be to The Goddess of

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Did you know that the Goddess of Football decides which teams will prosper in any given season? I’m not being funny (Leeds fans, and specifically Dennis Wise take note) but perhaps you need to discover the secret powers of the Goddess of Football. Perhaps it’s time to learn how you have displeased her in the past for, without remedying that, you’ll stand absolutely no chance next Season either.

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This mortal dared review The Goddess of Football. I'm not sure if the Goddess allows such pertinence so I have reported this matter to the Goddess and I am awaiting further instructions. The Goddess is at the moment visiting Football Chat Rooms to reveal herself to mortals and will not be attending to this matter until HER visit concludes. SHE has sent me a note about Becks, his latest come-back

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The Goddess of Football - WORLD CUP 2006 SCENE: Brother Vegas is a modern wandering prophet – born again after discovering 11th century manuscripts a few years ago on the road from Glastonbury to Old Trafford. He is now the second earthly disciple of the true Goddess of Football. (The Goddess’s first disciple and Her favourite on Earth is David Beckham, also known as Becks). The manuscripts,

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Welcome sad Mortal Men, supporters of the game "Football", wrongly known in America as "Soccer". I am the only true Goddess of Football. Follow me and you will be rewarded with football glory. Turn your back on me, deny my existence and you will lose and suffer humiliation. It's as simple as that oh sad, ridiculous, smelly Mortal Men. IMPORTANT: HURRY! TELL ALL LEEDS SUPPORTERS ABOUT THIS BLOG.

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